I would (insert here) to pass Level II [Stress Relief]

CFA Level II
#1

Eat one pound of broken glass :slight_smile:

#2

Give up a year of my life (oh wait, I’ve already done that).

#3

bdpulog pretty much summed it up… I would dump my girlfriend

#4

I would dump Dooner’s girlfriend.

#5

I’d take a sucker punch to the temple from Chuck Lidell… twice

#6

I’d hook up with dooner’s girlfriend after both he and kickin dumped her… Then I’d dump her.

#7

I’d pretend to be dooner’s (now ex) girl and keep texting and calling Mark & kickin how they ruined my life and threaten to tell my mother and brother about it.

#8

I would eat at Arby’s.

#9

I am gonna send a letter to God, thanking him for the miracle !

#10

Re: I would (insert here) to pass Level II [Stress Relief] new Posted by: 2010L2 (IP Logged) [hide posts from this user] Date: May 18, 2010 11:51AM I am gonna send a letter to God, thanking him for the miracle ! +1

#11

I would call Dooners gf and tell her I’ve been sleeping with Dooner…while doing EOC questions and I would give up sleep, like I plan to for the next 18 days

#12

I would let Dooner’s GF take a dump on my chest. With Dooner watching.

#13

cfalover - you need more sleep because you def took it too far haha

#14

I would manually construct the binomial tree for a 30yr bond with optionality and compute its value using backward induction.

#15

I would let my man sleep with anther woman, given she is clean, doesn’t carry STDs and doesn’t get pregnant, which could be a financial nightmare. Wish it was true, I would find him a call right girl now…LOL [would Dooner’s ex do it?]

#16

ekimlogic FTW – Nep-phi, call me and instead we can do that in reverse. Just kidding… But seriously call me.

#17

I almost lost my job! seriuosly

#18

Nep-hi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would let my man sleep with anther woman, given > she is clean, doesn’t carry STDs and doesn’t get > pregnant, which could be a financial nightmare. > > Wish it was true, I would find him a call right > girl now…LOL Dooner’s ex would do it… but she doesn’t fit your requirements.

#19

I see a lot of sexual frustration in this thread… I think most of us are in for some serious friction burns in the second week of June.