Then I’m going to blame some of the people on this forum. And that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we’ve made here today."
i would blame (in no particular order)- tequila vodka the red sox mindless trashy tv golf work vodka not buying the super duper # 2 pencil slouis always raves about hangovers my dog all of the smarties on AF crushing the curve calculator brown liquor schweser friends W- i must’ve been a child left behind beer any tv really not just trashy, let’s be honest bars clubs some homeless guy in a T station those stupid notecards the grading process pinkman my horoscope swaps unicorns irish car bombs obama for giving me false hope myself so let’s not fail, ok?
Great list obama and unicorns cracked me up
I like how I was randomly put in there. I like when I’m mentioned as I’m very self-obsorbed.
stroking your ego is my #1 goal. passing this thing is a distant second. : )
add the Cubs good start and I’m on board (they usually suck so bad at this point to keep me disinterested).
Banni you cracked me up…
Imagine you are in the arena for your title bout. Only all you have is your ratty old workout gear and an old worn out pair of chuck taylors. You look like a weak a$$ gym teacher with your tube socks all pulled up high and what not. Then the lights go out. Parson’s “Sirius” kicks in with ridiculous volume. The spotlight shines (maybe some fog) and you finally see your opponent. He has already worked up a serious sweat and he looks like a walking Under Armour advertisement. Shiny, brand new, bright colored warmup, kicks, skull cap, the works. Just from the look you know he is better prepared, more efficient, bigger, faster, stronger. Then, bam, it is over for you. You can be mr. woodcock or ray lewis this june. who’s it gonna be? I have my pencils ready. Sorry, I am burnt tonight.
markgrace Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > add the Cubs good start and I’m on board (they > usually suck so bad at this point to keep me > disinterested). The Brewers have proven to be quite a distraction for me. I got in some real good studying last night, not so much today though…
st louis - funny. I hope I see some ripped up, underarm guy that’s been hanging in the gym while I’ve been studying and eating junk. bannisja, you should be ashamed of youself for blaming vodka. Vodka = Good.
i have the tigers making their way back toward .500 in addition to pistons and red wings going deeper into the playoffs…not good at all for my concentration!
Average LII candidate getting ready to sit june 7: http://www.oasisx.com/ljpics2/hmu3.jpg Average AF LII candidate: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/773227115_3766e2228e.jpg?v=0
To add on… AF LII candidate @ 5.00 PM 7th-June-08: http://polloxniner.blogs.com/polloxniner/images/party.jpg
I had my last party past Wednesday… now I have promised myself I shouldn’t go out and get wasted until June 7th. You have no idea how badly I want to pass this thing this year.
slouiscar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Average LII candidate getting ready to sit june > 7: > http://www.oasisx.com/ljpics2/hmu3.jpg > > Average AF LII candidate: > http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/773227115_3766 > e2228e.jpg?v=0 Classic.
mwvt9 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Average LII candidate getting ready to sit june 7: > > http://www.oasisx.com/ljpics2/hmu3.jpg > > Classic. sorry to call you out like that Black Swan, but that was a great picture of you. you should have never shaved off those sideburns.
Pretty good clip of what’s going to happen to most L2’ers at 5:30pm on June 7th. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81d2387aa4
If I fail, I’m becoming a lobster fisherman…enough with this game.
If I fail, I’m blaming Turkish.
slouiscar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mwvt9 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Average LII candidate getting ready to sit > june 7: > > > http://www.oasisx.com/ljpics2/hmu3.jpg > > > > Classic. > > sorry to call you out like that Black Swan, but > that was a great picture of you. you should have > never shaved off those sideburns. I know, a peice of me died that day.