If Sting had any pride left, he would retire

Water Cooler
#1

Actually, he just did, over the weekend. Kinda makes me sad, even though I haven’t watched wrestling in well over then years.

End of an era. Good luck, Stinger.

#2

I thought this thread was about Gordon Sumner.

#3

You fooled me. I thought this was about the other Sting.

#4

Hansel: I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.

#Zoolander

#5

It’s amazing how this individual could have such a successful career in wrestling, while writing and performing such hit songs as “Roxanne”, “Every Breath you Take”, and “Dessert Rose”.

#6

^And having tantric sex for 12 hours a day.