I believe this is far and away the longest thread in Water Cooler history.
You do not talk to women this way, period. Real or fake ones.
I have a scary secret… when you realize you have the luxury to give a sh-t about random internet people’s comments… you might be setting yourself up for a rude awakening…
Hah, you’re funny. I don’t even remember the last time… I’ve essentially been a hermit since I moved here like 18 months ago. Between moving to nowhereville and studying I haven’t really had much fun with any lady friends. A wedding in November, and then St Pattys weekend methinks? So bad that I can’t even remember. Far too shy. Much better after a few drinks, but with about 100% certainty, I always have 1 (or 10) too many and mess everything up.
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Meh, I think most of the jabs are in jest. At least that’s how I take them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53XyCbIJGKY
heard this in a Duane Reade after purchasing alcohol swipes and a huge bag of smartfood.
I always hear this song on some bad sound system in a chain or franchise type consumer product store… and always in the summer… usually once a year I hear it for the past 20 years or so…
always during a hot summer… and it makes me feel ghostly… for a few minutes…
now that I think about it, it makes sense for this odd thread… and probably a few other classic threads…
Dang, I got hated on!!! lol.
Sowwy, I snapped at you krnyc… you know I want to have a whole family of half russian babies with you. They’re all going to be charterholders too, just like their parents.
But seriously, I have no problem with saying a girl is uggo or not hot (whatever I called her) on a messageboard, not aplogizing for that, no need for you to take it personally. Its not like I’d do that if people here knew her identity.
Had been on No Fap for around 2 weeks (3rd attempt) but had a wet dream last night 
I hope that doesn’t count or else I’ll have to start over my 30 day challenge.
Thats pretty weak. I havent fabbed to completion since beginning of this year and have no trouble holding my sp3rm in at night.
We believe you.
I haven’t fapped since this morning. 3 hours and going strong!
It doesnt count if you are having sex on the reg.
It also doesnt count because it’s “fap”…not “fab”
After this thread I get a reaction to a weekly fashiony email I get with the “Fab Friday” heading
Please elaborate on this reaction.
Do I really have to?
Ok, maybe not a deep elaboration…one word to describe this reaction.