I'm sure you passed...

The next person to say this to me receives a nailgun to the temple.


I keep hearing “you’ll be fine” - what does that even mean and how can they possibly guarantee that?!

Not violent enough. Try an axe to the face while wearing a rain coat and listing to hip to be square.

But seriously, its just these peoples’ way of showing you that they care. You’ve just got to put up with it - like fat chicks have to put up with being asked when their baby is due…


^ haha, nailgun to the temple. I like it.


Not only fat chicks, fat guys are also asked when their baby is due or how many months pregnant.

Dal, flimsy question, are you fat? just wondering because of your gatekeeper-ish rebuttal:)

^ Yes, but not pregnant