Congratulations to our brethren in the great country of India on erecting this monument of renowned leader Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, which cost 29.9bn rupees (£330m; $430m) to build. May it forever serve as a symbol of India’s integrity and resolve.
600 feet yet still dwarfed by the palpable presence of Pakistani supreme resolve, spiritual elevation and moral superiority towering from the north above all things indian, inshallah