It is unholy

“Burger King to McDonald’s: Let’s Make a ‘McWhopper’”

“The goal? To operate one restaurant for one day staffed by employees of both companies and selling a burger called the McWhopper, a blend of the Big Mac and the Whopper, the best-selling burgers at McDonald’s and Burger King.”

They must be stopped before they can birth this affront to nature.

it’s like a half - lycan and half-vampire mix.

I feel like The King should hang out with Jared from Subway, though I guess Ronald McDonald might too.


It’s way more like the marriage between Melian the Maia and Elwe Thingol. They produced the most beautiful Luthien Tinuviel, who with her love Beren, was able to wrest a Silmiral from Morgoth’s crown.

If you consider the “average American” will look Rick Fox-ish by 2050, then you knew this was coming…