its tough out there, save your cash


An executive at a billion-dollar investment bank was busted at the Tribeca Whole Foods for shoplifting $210 in goods — which he allegedly tried to sneak out in his children’s stroller, court records revealed.

Lupu, the co-head of global prime brokerage at BMO Capital Markets, has a swanky pad in the same building as Breitling President Thierry Prissert, property records show.

The father of two, who also has a $1.4 million home in Westchester, accepted a deal Monday in Manhattan Criminal Court — an adjournment in contemplation of dismissal.

Dafuq? This is humiliating. I’m probably like 2 or 3 degrees connected to this guy.

That is hilarious

BMO is def more than a “billion dollar investment bank,” it has 19B in revenues. And dang, guess bankers don’t make as much as I thought. Plus he was “Co-Head Global Prime Brokerage”

Who doesn’t have $200 bucks? wtf and so you go to whole foods

brosef could have just gone to a cheaper store there has to be some back story to this

$210 bucks is basically just a sandwich and the salad bar at whole foods, brosef just forgot to pay for his sandwich

He probably jsut did it all the time and only just got caught now.

this is likely