Jokes

Why do women fake it?

Cause they think we care.

http://pbfcomics.com/

No, ohai. The thing to do is to cut and paste individual comics into this thread. That is a joke. A link is not a joke. Learn from rahul roy.

Here’s a real joke: “What’s green and eats nuts.”

Syphilis

Thanks @ brain wash your face…i have really enjoyed your posts… smiley

No joke.

I was at a bachelor party on Saturday evening. Unlike FT, we DIDN’T go to a gay bar. Anyways, one of the brahs in the party drunkenly got back to the hotel room and instead of using the toilet like a civilized human being, he thought it would be funny to pee under the corner desk.

What is the likelihood that this dumfuks stunt will end up as an incidental on my credit card?

Peeing is quite expensive in Usa.I will never forget that incident when i had to pay $10 in a pub near Times square to just pee.

I was on an educational trip to USA in 2012.After our classes at DBS,me and my friends decided to go to a pub (i cannot recall the name of the pub now).We took a cab from NJ for Times square and went to this pub.The pub was huge with 3 floors which were full with party animals.I got completely drunk and wanted to pee badly.I went to the bath room did my job(ie peeing) but when i reached the basin to wash my hands i found few black guys waiting near the basin.One of them opened the water tap for me and another one gave me a napkin.Although i never asked them for their help,they forced me to pay $10 for their services.I had no option but to pay them what they wanted as i was too afraid to argue with three 6 feet 4 inch guys.

Ha Ha, taking a piss is so hard in america.

I swear, once i had to run across a highway, like literally run across the road how we do in India with those kinds of roads at age 14 it’s kind of scary. I ran across 8 lanes, 4 each side and went to a nice green patch.

Had a nice leak but on the way back my aunt saw me running across the lanes and threw a fit. what kind of a karting place doesn’t have a toilet?

Funniest thing in this thread. My boy rahul got mugged by a few brothas but at least they provided some service.

^ Shoulda holla’d atcha boy! I would’ve had yo back son.

Back to my original post, so far no charges have surfaced on my card. I pity the fool(s) who have to stay in that room with a puddle of piss under the desk.

lol