Jokes

Karma is a bitch.

Pray that such things donot happen with you. smiley

Wouldve been funny if they took a dump.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

bwyf - please take joke posting advice from rahul.

rahul - please post more jokes

k thx

I find it easier than Europe where you need to carry change cause all of their restrooms are coin-operated. But probably more difficult than other parts of the world where you can just drop your pants and go on the side of the road

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You need to do it right. If you drop your pants you’ll get arrested because cops will think your a pervert unless you’re quite clearly very poor.

You must unbutton the top botton and lower the zip ONLY. Anything else and you can expect getting beaten by a lathi and those things fking hurt

True story: American women (tourists) go together and hold the door open for the next person (AFTER they have done their bidness, obviously) thus earning censure for stuck-up Frenchies. Land of the free, dammit! That includes free toilets and free ketchup in McDonalds.

My man RR is killing it, no homo.

^ Ouch

What time did Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

bada boom tshhh!

Keep em coming.