Just in case you think you're a little odd with the ladies...

Water Cooler
#1

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2016/07/dear_prudence_my_boyfriend_has_a_tattoo_rating_every_woman_he_s_slept_with.html

#2

Why on earth would anyone read this shit?

#3

tattoo for every girl?

wow sounds expensive… except for purealpha with a total count of 1 … he would just have one funky tattoo on his butt … probably some american flag with a big X over it