Justin Verlander is banging Kate Upton!

There are people who have everything in life … and then there is this guy.

[standing ovation]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/10/17/justin-verlander-dating-kate-upton-kelly-monaco-dancing-with-the-stars/index.html

Yeah, she was at the ballpark during his starts this summer. She was caught drinking at one of the games (she’s 19).

No offense to y’all. But isn’t she getting a little too chubby? I mean she has physical tools tools to dream of, but she’s not reaching her potential.

When it comes to girls like Kate Upton I just don’t overanalyze. She’s super hot.

I’d never heard of her until now. Had a good perve of her on google images. All I can say is Zowie-Wowie! I like!

+1. I had no idea who she was, but if she has one, that’s one sex tape I am willing to watch. Or make, I am not choosy.

Not a sex tape, but her cat daddy dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ

nice video…wait…

hang on while i start up my motorboat. brb

OK, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I don’t think she’s worth all the hype she gets. When it comes to SI swimsuit types, I prefer the more exotic models, like Cintia Dicker or Kenza Fourati (in the 2011 issue). That’s just how I roll.

Christian Ponder is dating a HCB from ESPN.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/christian-ponder-confirms-dating-espn-samantha-steele-203032773–nfl.html

I think she is worth the hype, just slightly too chubby. I rate Michelle Vawer of SI pretty highly as well.

don’t like her stills but something about that dance gets my *ahem* attention.

Don’t know or care to know who this Just-barely-in dude is, but I hate his guts