Katy Perry is back on the market

[bchad]

Wow… that must require a lot of sheet cleaning?

[numi]

@igor555

taylor swift all american gal, wish she had a rack

Taylor Swift can have my babies, but I’d at least like to practice making them with Katy Perry.

[NANA_Hachiko]

why john mayer in the first place???

honestly, he is not even that good looking… talent wise, yes, he can sing, but in the entertainment business, there are so many talents to choose from who is not so… douchey!

[igor555]

ot: i learned yesterday that eminem is 41 years old…holly molly

[system]

^

eminem is king.

perry is ugly.

all american girl is joan severance.

[bchad]

I do have to say that Katy Perry must have had an awesome photographer. I remember drooling a bit at some photos of her, but the more recent ones seem more ordinary. She’s still pretty in my eyes, no doubt, but I somehow remember her as more “jaw dropping.” And this from a guy that likes brunettes.

[Greenman72]

@igor555

ot: i learned yesterday that eminem is 41 years old…holly molly

Molly Holly was pretty cute several years ago. Wonder if she’s still in the pro wrestling business.

[Greenman72]

^Yeah. First time I heard that song, I was 22 years old. Single, in the Marines, running 20 miles a week, and smashing HCB’s.

That feels like a long time ago. Now I’m 34, married with two kids, working at the CPA firm, only run to the bathroom for emergencies, and the only smashing going on is on the iPhone at night.

[former_trader]

@igor555

taylor swift all american gal, wish she had a rack

+1

I don’t understand why she hasn’t invested in her chest yet. She would gain by making more money and by attracting more males. I can’t help but wonder if all those males dumped her because they realized how important a rack was.

[former_trader]

@bchad

@former_trader

I just checked her age. She’s turning 30 this year. She must know that each year that passes from now on, the pool of top notch males willing to date her will decrease. She maybe has a 5 year window left before she starts only attracting the has beens and wannabes of hollywood. She can’t afford to make many more bad choices. She seems like a sweet gal, I wish her all the best.

I’m frustrated that it’s taken me this long to realize you say these kinds things just for the fun of watching the reaction.

You’re usually a clever guy but your reply above makes no sense. Reaction of who exactly would I have fun watching??? I’m glad the others called you on it.

If you don’t agree with what I posted above, then tell me what part you disagree with. My comments above is exactly what I would say if I was chatting among buddies.

[LPoulin133]

@1BigStudMuffin

@igor555

ot: i learned yesterday that eminem is 41 years old…holly molly

remember when Eminem told Moby he was an old foggy at 36? lol

Lol, he said a bit more than that. That was the album he rhymed oranges (peach, pears, plums). It was the tail end of his quality work until Recovery…and the Slim Shady LP will always be a classic.

…going to stack some ammo.

[bodhisattva]

@former_trader

I just checked her age. She’s turning 30 this year. She must know that each year that passes from now on, the pool of top notch males willing to date her will decrease. She maybe has a 5 year window left before she starts only attracting the has beens and wannabes of hollywood. She can’t afford to make many more bad choices. She seems like a sweet gal, I wish her all the best.

You’re an idiot

[bodhisattva]

@bchad

Wow… that must require a lot of sheet cleaning?

oh snap son!

[system]

@Greenman72

^Yeah. First time I heard that song, I was 22 years old. Single, in the Marines, running 20 miles a week, and smashing HCB’s.

That feels like a long time ago. Now I’m 34, married with two kids, working at the CPA firm, only run to the bathroom for emergencies, and the only smashing going on is on the iPhone at night.

How exactly does one smash HCB’s in the marines. Isn’t it male dominated?

[former_trader]

@bodhisattva

@former_trader

I just checked her age. She’s turning 30 this year. She must know that each year that passes from now on, the pool of top notch males willing to date her will decrease. She maybe has a 5 year window left before she starts only attracting the has beens and wannabes of hollywood. She can’t afford to make many more bad choices. She seems like a sweet gal, I wish her all the best.

You’re an idiot

What I typed is the cold hard truth. It was the truth for the last 10,000 years. It’s the truth today. It will continue to be the truth for the next 10,000 years.

Katy Perry, like other women with her beauty and fame, has very high standards. So high that only 2% of men have a chance. The guys she’s after have even higher standards due to the fact that it’s so easy for them to be in non committed relationships. Every year that passes from now on, she’s competing with younger women, the Jennifer Lawrences of the world, and these younger women are competing for the same type of men (successful, good looking, assertive, revered in their line of work).

In the meantime, John Mayer will move on and most likely hook up with a younger woman.

[Greenman72]

@isildurrr

How exactly does one smash HCB’s in the marines. Isn’t it male dominated?

Easy. Don’t be on a Marine base.

Be on an Air Force base (with lots of AF chicks. AF chicks LOVE Marines.). In the 7th largest city in the US. (Civilian chicks dig Marines in uniform, too.)

(edit - in case you didn’t get it–in this context, AF means “Air Force”, not “Analyst Forum”) But Nana and Krnyc can tell us–do Analyst Forum chicks dig Marines too?

[NANA_Hachiko]

@former_trader

What I typed is the cold hard truth. It was the truth for the last 10,000 years. It’s the truth today. It will continue to be the truth for the next 10,000 years.

Katy Perry, like other women with her beauty and fame, has very high standards. So high that only 2% of men have a chance. The guys she’s after have even higher standards due to the fact that it’s so easy for them to be in non committed relationships. Every year that passes from now on, she’s competing with younger women, the Jennifer Lawrences of the world, and these younger women are competing for the same type of men (successful, good looking, assertive, revered in their line of work).

In the meantime, John Mayer will move on and most likely hook up with a younger woman.

Sigh…

Sad but true.

T_T

[former_trader]

Nana, I’m glad you’re the reasoned type.

You can’t have it all. Women have it great in their 20s. Unbelievably great. They don’t realize it until it’s over. I talk to former HCBs today and when they look back they admit it was real good. You get everyone’s attention: young, old, employed, unemployed, married, single, even gay. The options at your disposal is out of this world.

The music is playing. Women can afford to pass by the chairs in front of them. Then the music stops. They don’t have a chair to sit on. If they want a chair, they will have to take it from someone who already has one. They look back and say to themselves that they should have appreciated the chair they had. It might not have been perfect, but it was well suited for them. Now someone else is sitting on it. Not saying it’s over passed 30 or 35…I’m saying it’s gets more challenging.

[igor555]

what a waste

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/03/03/reports-scarlett-johansson-is-pregnant/5986307/

[bodhisattva]

@NANA_Hachiko

@former_trader

What I typed is the cold hard truth. It was the truth for the last 10,000 years. It’s the truth today. It will continue to be the truth for the next 10,000 years.

Katy Perry, like other women with her beauty and fame, has very high standards. So high that only 2% of men have a chance. The guys she’s after have even higher standards due to the fact that it’s so easy for them to be in non committed relationships. Every year that passes from now on, she’s competing with younger women, the Jennifer Lawrences of the world, and these younger women are competing for the same type of men (successful, good looking, assertive, revered in their line of work).

In the meantime, John Mayer will move on and most likely hook up with a younger woman.

Sigh…

Sad but true.

T_T

Yeah, its dope to be a dude.

I’d still smash katy perry though.