…that way you save a few extra precious minutes during the exam. You might also plan purely liquid meals the day before. I can’t think of much worse on game day than waiting in line anxiously, then sitting on a toilet seat in a highly used bathroom, listening to dudes make nervous jokes, and watching the precious seconds fly by as you squeeze out the deuce(s) that stand between you and destiny.
Good tip. I will print this for last day review 
Or just go in your pants and keep plugging away on the questions. I don’t think it is stated anywhere in the rules that you cannot drop a load in your pants should time be a limiting factor. Who will remember anyways? You’ll get the charter either way.
True, but it introduces a non-zero probability that you get it all over your bubble sheet. Imagine this scenario: - you take a breather and sit on your hands for a moment - you reach to fill in the bubble sheet - smudges EVERYWHERE - disqualified exam paper Another scenario: - the examiner takes your exam - the exam booklet slips out of their fingers - it miraculously floats to near your cheeks - smudges EVERYWHERE - disqualified exam paper Yet another scenario: - it makes the person behind you pass out - paramedics come in and disrupts the exam - you lose time
Thats why they invented “Depends”
bos_IT_guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thats why they invented “Depends” Would that violate Standard I(B): In-depend-ence and Objectivity?
sublimity Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > True, but it introduces a non-zero probability > that you get it all over your bubble sheet. > > Imagine this scenario: > - you take a breather and sit on your hands for a > moment > - you reach to fill in the bubble sheet > - smudges EVERYWHERE > - disqualified exam paper > > Another scenario: > - the examiner takes your exam > - the exam booklet slips out of their fingers > - it miraculously floats to near your cheeks > - smudges EVERYWHERE > - disqualified exam paper > > Yet another scenario: > - it makes the person behind you pass out > - paramedics come in and disrupts the exam > - you lose time Agreed with last scenario - that would suck. But I disagree with you - NOWHERE IN MY SCHWESEEEEEZER NOTES does it say that smudge marks on an bubble sheet disqualifies your score. The machine that grades it should be fine, unless it is sensitive to #2 pencils and Poop!
And, the best exam / #2 posts in AF history: Author: ccooper55 Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm This year, level III, NYC I am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself from memory…a real whackjob. Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of course, no one is coming out so this ass clown drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing was the backspray all over this guy! He was COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet pants. I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass chunks all over the bathroom…priceless. Author: hughj Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 2:29 pm NYC this summer, I’ squirting lemon in my iced tea (for a little caffeine pick me up) right before I walk in to the exam center. Some of it squirts the wrong way, gets me in right in the eyes and I literally, can’t see a thing. I ask someone to help me get to the bathroom so I can rinse my eyes. I feel around for the sink, run the water and immerse my face in the sink, and to my horror, it’s full of sh**! I scramble to find a paper towel and the bin’s empty! At this point I go rummaging through the garbage in sheer hysterics to find anything to wipe my face, and to my relief I find a discarded shirt. I wipe my face as quickly as possible w/ the shirt, only to find I’m caking on more sh**, and now I can’t see again. I was totally confused until Cooper’s post put the pieces together for me. BTW I think I did ok in the morning session, afternoon was a little tough.
dlpicket Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And, the best exam / #2 posts in AF history: > > > Author: ccooper55 > Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm > > This year, level III, NYC > > I am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line > about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. > There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line > ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half > hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner > of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself > from memory…a real whackjob. > > Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in > front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can > litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this > is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding > on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of > course, no one is coming out so this ass clown > drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows > SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing > was the backspray all over this guy! He was > COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off > but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his > pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks > into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet > pants. > > I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half > hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be > alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass > chunks all over the bathroom…priceless. > > > Author: hughj > Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 2:29 pm > > NYC this summer, I’ squirting lemon in my iced tea > (for a little caffeine pick me up) right before I > walk in to the exam center. Some of it squirts the > wrong way, gets me in right in the eyes and I > literally, can’t see a thing. I ask someone to > help me get to the bathroom so I can rinse my > eyes. I feel around for the sink, run the water > and immerse my face in the sink, and to my horror, > it’s full of sh**! I scramble to find a paper > towel and the bin’s empty! At this point I go > rummaging through the garbage in sheer hysterics > to find anything to wipe my face, and to my relief > I find a discarded shirt. I wipe my face as > quickly as possible w/ the shirt, only to find I’m > caking on more sh**, and now I can’t see again. I > was totally confused until Cooper’s post put the > pieces together for me. BTW I think I did ok in > the morning session, afternoon was a little tough. Ok this is the funniest thing I’ve read on this forum by far.
Oh mah gad. Poop on the face!
hahhaahhahaah best thread ever.