Man fights off 15 cops while choking the chicken

Summary - Dude was high on meth, “made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant.”

Cops weren’t able to subdue him with a Taser. It finally took 15 of them to “take him into custody and stop pleasuring himself.”

Serious bid for Man of the Year 2015.

I have a hard time (no pun intended) believing that there is no video.

This is 2015. There has to be video somewhere.

The case is weak. I bet he gets off.

i’m surprised he didn’t come to his senses

Still less embarassing than Dominic Strauss Khan. Joke thread is not complete without a customary swipe at France or Canada.