By 2035 all men will have have so much of female hormones built up in their body through years of seeding in the water supplies and food, that all men will become impotent and turn in to effeminate men, unable to grow beards.
I think this firm should pay a royalty to Nelly Furtado and modify the lyrics of “Maneater” so that the song becomes the official jingle for “Mangroomer.”
I had no idea that people were so specific about which body areas should be hairy or hairless, and to what degree. It is because of over specific preferences like this that things like butt waxing have become necesssary.
Senior year of high school I shaved my pits. It has a few advantages. Less sweat, less smell, and I was in really good shape and hairy pits take focus from a chiseled torso. If you don’t believe me, look to see how many WWE stars have armpit hair (the answer is none). Many NBA players also shave their pits.
Personally I believe that one of the best things about being a guy is that I don’t have to bother shaving anything other than my face, getting an occasional haircut and trimming downstairs every so often so my junk can look it’s best. low maintenance, minimal hassle.
I don’t get why you would complicate it beyond that.