Mathematician joke

A house is assumed to be empty. 10 people walk into the house. 11 people leave the house. What does the mathematician conclude ? - If one person walks into the house, it will be empty.

I am a fan of bad jokes but that’s just inexcusable.

^^ Pffff. Just cause you don’t understand it.

What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil.

^^ That’s a little too old-tech. These days, with computers, he/she just does a core dump.

^ Larger the mega-bytes going in, the larger the core dump coming out.

Q: What does the little mermaid wear? A: An Algebra

Mathematician Joke: Mobius Striptease thinks that applied math is worthless compared to abstract math.

I love math. I would rather work on PDE’s and vector calculus than be a big shot hedge fund guy working at Element Capital.

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love math. I would rather work on PDE’s and > vector calculus than be a big shot hedge fund guy > working at Element Capital. I do both.

edgeraz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I love math. I would rather work on PDE’s and > > vector calculus than be a big shot hedge fund > guy > > working at Element Capital. > > > I do both. 2 kool 4 skool.

soddy1979 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 2 kool 4 skool. and I do that too.

edgeraz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I love math. I would rather work on PDE’s and > > vector calculus than be a big shot hedge fund > guy > > working at Element Capital. > > > I do both. Element?

I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Element? I am not even sure if such a company exists. Hold on, let me google it.

edgeraz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Element? > > > I am not even sure if such a company exists. Hold > on, let me google it. are you joking dude?

What if that house is in fact the headquarter of Fidelity?

edgeraz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I_Passed_Level_1 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Element? > > > I am not even sure if such a company exists. Hold > on, let me google it. Its a subsidiary of Capitain Planet Holdings LLC.