Men buy colourful underwear when economy is on the upturn

What colour are your underpants?

Thanks to the paltry bonus this year, I guess I am buying black and white

I think that’s more of a European phenomenon.

Does colorful underwear cost more than plain underwear? Because if so, it might just be due to affordability, not necessarily taste for flair.

I’ll call BS on this. What’s the point of buying new underwear unless the old ones have holes in 'em?

Hahah uhh have you not purchased both colorful and plain underwear before?

Ohai prefers going commando