Miguel Caballero Bulletproof Men's Polo Shirt

Water Cooler
#1

http://www.freshpolos.com/447099/products/Miguel-Caballero-Bulletproof-Mens-Polo-Shirt.html

From the product description:

  • The exterior of the polo shirt is made from 100% cotton for a low-key casual appearance.
  • The Interior is made with microfiber to keep you cool in the heat and warm in colder climates.
  • In between is Miguel Caballero’s proprietary ultra-lightweight anti-ballistic removable panels.

“High profile clients include action hero Steven Seagal, King Abdullah of Jordan, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, President Alvaro Uribe of Colombia, Prince Felipe of Spain, and other notable V.I.P.'s”

Unfortunately, this polo shirt does not protect you from looking like a douche bag.

#2

If it’s good enough for Seagal, it’s good enough for me.

#3

So … I don’t want to know ohai’s coming schedule, but for some reason it includes the need of bulletproof clothes, a lower-body unconventional “device”, and an upcoming meeting with an extremely famous person. I like it. Good luck, bro.

#4

That’s why I shoot everyone in the head.

#5

^ I lol’d at both IEV and higgmond. Well played sirs. Well played.