I actually know someone who had an accident and legitimately broke his d. I wasn’t aware that was a possibility, until he shared that one intimate part of his health record. It’s just hard to believe…
My favorite military slang came from a friend who’s former Navy - BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again). He used it to name his boat, and his wife always wondered why someone would occasionally crack up laughing when they were out on the water.
When good intentions go bad, messily. History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat’s rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.
Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope