"MMA Fighter Does Front Flip Off Knocked-Out Opponent, Gets Disqualified"

Nerdy, let me ask you this? When you first met this fine lady,did you eat her out before you kissed her?

lol dafuq. kiss her first.

met her at a club in dtla.

i still remember it like it was yeterday.

did the hey how are you think ur cute 1 dance. plz plz plz. begging approach.

i tried to flip her to grind on her like crazy and she just kept spinning around and let me chase her down. i tried groping her and she kept moving my hands up. did not let me make out with her everytime i tried to go for the kill.

anyways the next time i saw her was at the beach. and i did all that. lol

“And that’s how I met your mother”

Exactly, because that’s the natural order of things. Tried and tested. Just like living together before you get married. Sort it out lad.