Also, If I were you, I’d suggest to her that the motto of ‘business at the front, party at the back’ be carried over into other parts of your lifestyle, including your sex life
Wait, it wasn’t a joke?
This must be said, and you must tell us the reaction.
Tell her that with a mullet, she too will look like this. That should close the deal for you.
^ Should I also recommend that she get an Egyptian tattoo on her chest?
^ I would recommend that she go full Rihanna, unless you think you might marry her one day.