Just got back from a week in Mykonos… Damn it was good!!
Such a beautiful and amazing island,… beaches are clean, water crystal clear, good party vibes at the beach clubs. I think its better amd more sophisticated than Ibiza which is a bit trashy in places if u venture to the wrong part.
But damn Mykonos was expensive at some places - i was paying €50 for sunbeds and umbrellla. Ontop to that sushi, champagne, wine and fresh fish…i could easily drop €300 - €400 in a day at the beach…
i got hit on by the gays for sure. I nearly got so drunk that i let one of them take a pic of my c0ck. I get hit on by people all the time though… it’s a blessing and a curse. Women and men just wanna have sex with me. One dude in a shop thought i was a movie star… but prob coz i was balling around looking very handsome.
Yes, i tried the octupus… i think i had it every day in fact. Lots of fish, octopus and gyros and tarma which is my fave fave!!!
Question - is there a prerequisite in the nude section of those beaches that you have to be 60 years or older? Because that is what I seem to have observed.
At the risk of being a stereotype, a prerequisite for a beach holiday destination for me is that it’s good value so I’ve not been to Mykonos. I’m not saying I’d go to Sunny beach because it’s cheap as chips, more just that I refuse to pay London or NYC prices in a country like Greece where you can eat and drink like a king for very little.
for real. But that means you’ll just be holiday with a bunch of stag dos, screaming kids, pikey wank3rs and cheapskates who want a punch up. I don’t go on holiday to be with those type of people…so i prefer to pay for the privilege to be somewhere there are classier crowds.
The high cost is a barrier that prevents the average vacationer from polluting your experience. With that being said, Mykonos is probably over priced given that it is famous and trendy.
Funny, I always considered Mykonos pretty affordable to me, I used to go there all the time. I’ve had the grilled octopus a bunch too, delicious if a little gross they have four peepees.
There’s no point in going to a nude beach. Every beach I go to has topless girls running around in thongs. It’s almost unavoidable… Last year I was at the beach and this good looking girl walked down to the water, washed off her boobs, and then took off running down the beach. It was hard not to stare with my girlfriend next to me…
I need to point out that there is also the possibility of seeing a woman 70+ years old in a thong too…
haha… i got caught looking at other girls last time i was at a club. but in my defense, i was guiding my friends to the hottest chicks at the club so i was really doing it for them. she didnt buy it!
anyways real talk! i miss grinding on random hot bikini chicks in vegas. nowadays its all dates and crap, karaoke, arcade, bowling pool, or netflix and chill. this past weekend i was on a date night with gf to see jurassic cock then chilled by the pier at manhattan beach listening to crashing waves talking about our future. i was trying to dissuade her on a masters degree. i told her imma get millies girl you dont need edumacation.
meanwhile my friends had bottleservice at arena nightclub last weekend. anyways i was watching their snapchats day after and talked abotu hwat happened when we did our sunday ball. one of my friends who recently dyed his hair like justin bieber with a short cut pulled the hottesdt blonde. my bitcoin friend told me he took awhile to warm up to her. he was like if u were there shit woulda been done in 2 min. like as in i would either grind. or get rejected. lol. very trueeeeeeeeee!!!
nerdy be like, “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”
I’m not saying that I’m going to be slumming it in an all inclusive in tenerife rammed with chavs and their sprogs but I don’t want to pay through the nose to go to some poncey place.
I also hate really fancy hotels. Airbnb all the way.
