https://www.yahoo.com/tv/retired-cubs-catcher-catches-fart-face-dancing-stars-071144462.html
girls can fart? this is disturbing news to me. We must do something about this, everyone call congress!
No, they don’t fart. They just shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows… I think we might need to call a scientist/doctor too…
