[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5zGHjRaMo]
This sets a high bar for future omelettes. In fact, when my wife served me regular eggs the other day, “Are you trying to poison me? Whor*!” I screamed impulsively while throwing the dish to the floor.
A puffer fish would have made it look a lot prettier:
1)its missing cheese
2)what is that bean sauce on top
Do I even want to know what you were searching for when you stumbled upon this video?
90% of it would be on the floor if I tried flipping it in the pan like that. Liked the Laverne & Shirley music in the background.
throw BACON
Wowsa! All of that to attract a female??
The sauce is demi glace!!! Fancy schmancy!!! 
That presentation is really awful.
Oh, it’s ok though, he sprinkled herbs on top.
who is Demi Glace? Is she hot
Wow! That’s pretty cool