"Proctor-Silex"

Is it just me, or does the combination of the name and appearance of this device cause a great deal of discomfort for everyone?

http://a.co/8gQBfvG

(It is holiday time, and therefore, the season to showcase cooking skills cultivated over years of spousal neglect.)

It’s the barbell approach of this type of deep intellect combined with 11-year old humor that keeps me coming back to the WC.

Have any of you used one? What product tester gave these the go-ahead? They run $20-$40 and are completely f-ing useless. I’d rather have gotten a gift card for half the price. I could have put it toward something usable, like a decent knife set.

If you actually kind of like the intended recipients, don’t give these as wedding presents.

/Rant

suction cup sold separately

F*ck, I just ordered one. Not this one, but Cuisinart or something.