I think of dead kittens.
Though uncontrollable hardons aren’t generally a problem I have these days. More a problem when I was 13 maybe. Dead kittens worked a treat back then.
this is good, but your pecking order really should incorporate CFA and Hacksaw/Non hacksaw Mba.
I think about the Pensions SS from L3 to calm little sniper down. Works like a charm… every time!