There was a young boy who was in an abusive situation at home. He was being beaten by his parents.
The judge and social worker tried to place him with his aunt, but the boy said that the aunt beats him worse than his parents do.
The judge then tried to place him with his grandparent, but the boy protested. They beat him just as bad as the others do.
The judge and lawyers retreated to the judge’s chamber, then came out a few minutes later with a decision. They decided to place the boy with the Cleveland Browns, because the Browns can’t beat anybody.