So I went to make coffee with the office drip coffee machine (it’s the kind with the bulbous glass jars). Since my desk is near the kitchen, I usually go back and check email while waiting for the coffee to finish dripping. When I got back, some guy is filling up his huge @ss thermos with my coffee. I don’t think he noticed my death stare. Since I don’t know this guy’s name, from now on, he will be known as Thermos Guy and I will regard him as my nemesis in the office.
ROFL. Damn. You have make sure you put french roast in the coffee machine that will get him. Then when he drinks and it tastes like dirt he will feel sorry.
that guy definitely sounds like a jerk. retaliation is definitely the answer. find his cube / office, take his thermos and poor out all the coffee in front of him and say “no coffee for me, then no coffee for you”
dspapo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > that guy definitely sounds like a jerk. > retaliation is definitely the answer. > > find his cube / office, take his thermos and poor > out all the coffee in front of him and say “no > coffee for me, then no coffee for you” lol please put on youtube afterwards
We ran out of things for an intern to do so we asked him to sit in the break room for two days and write down the name of anyone who took the last cup without brewing another pot. It was a paid internship and he was more than happy to do it so we didn’t feel too bad. We then used his list to chastise those who left the pot empty. It has not been a problem since.
First of all, it’s an Alfi Insulated Carafe, not a Thermos. Only a peon such as yourself would use a Thermos. Second of all, you don’t know my name because you are not permitted on my floor. My personal Siphon Bar was being cleaned and I needed my coffee fix so I helped myself to your company-provided brew. If you don’t like it, quit. BTW, your coffee making skills leave a lot to be desired.
Instead of complaining on AF you should probably go do something about it.
higgmond Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > First of all, it’s an Alfi Insulated Carafe, not a > Thermos. Only a peon such as yourself would use a > Thermos. > > Second of all, you don’t know my name because you > are not permitted on my floor. My personal Siphon > Bar was being cleaned and I needed my coffee fix > so I helped myself to your company-provided brew. > If you don’t like it, quit. > > BTW, your coffee making skills leave a lot to be > desired. HAHAHAHAHA good one…now at least you know his AF nickname ;p
Is this Thermos Guy? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ACm5Moyi_QI/TBOsx423kCI/AAAAAAAADtM/-x8bb4bId8Y/s1600/Dwight.jpg
good post bros.
I think we’ve all been here. I’ve never seen it with a thermos though, f#&* that guy
Yeah man, tell that fool if he’s gonna bring in a f*ckin thermos he should just make his own coffee. I would totally tiger uppercut him, just like Sagat in Street Fighter II. (I also happen to be 7’0" tall so it’s only natural)
numi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah man, tell that fool if he’s gonna bring in a > f*ckin thermos he should just make his own coffee. > I would totally tiger uppercut him, just like > Sagat in Street Fighter II. (I also happen to be > 7’0" tall so it’s only natural) +100 for SF2 reference
He’s probably the same a$$hole who puts decaf coffee in the non-decaf coffee maker…