“Police find severed human head, foot in park near Toronto”
It seems like this is happening a lot recently.
Probably was on the way to work after getting his CMA job, and just couldn’t take it anymore.
(but, more seriously, that is totally gross, and disturbing that it is happening in Canada.)
I thought all Canadian people were kind and gentle. Is that no longer the case?
However, “common sense tells us this is most likely related,” police spokesman Randy Cowan said. “Without a cause of death we can’t call it homicide, but certainly foul play – there’s definitely something amiss.”
That’s some impressive detective work right there.
its horrible…Canadians are generally very huggable and likeable…
Subject should have been, “what’s afoot in Canada.”
Hugged too hard, perhaps?
(ok, I seem to have a grim sense of humo(u)r today)
^ Thought the exact same thing when I read that.
Today is National hug your boss day…People in Canada be careful.
Oh god +10000 points.
Maybe it’s because Canadians are too nice that they don’t fight back and become easy prey for serial decapitators.
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Hang on, natural causes have not been ruled out yet.
Haven’t there been severed human feet washing up on the New England coast with some regularity in the past few years? Maybe that guy decided to go on a Canadian vacation.
…if it’s not being considered a homicide, I would’ve titled it:
“Man Loses Head and Foot to Boot!”
am I the only one who doesn’t see any humor in this