SICK

Colleague got me sick – woman would not stay away from me even when I told her to. I have been coughing and sneezing nonstop for the past 2 days. Temp is below 100 so that is good but I can’t remember anything I read. This is basically the worst thing that can happen 2 weeks before an exam. I am not a vindictive person but I want revenge. You guys have any thoughts?

I am not sick and I can’t remember anything I read.

Don’t cough on your books. It’ll extend the problems for much much longer.

TMI

dmoxson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Colleague got me sick – woman would not stay away > from me even when I told her to. I am also irresistable to women who get me sick. A shot of penicillin in the a$$ usually does it.

Joey: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34124

That’s very awful. You are an evil person pinkman.