Signs of the Apocalypse

CFA Level II
#1

Several Signs You’re Suffering Burnout – each compiled at tremendous personal cost:

  1. The mere sight of Andrew Homles, or Jonathon Bone makes you scream

  2. You know what Durbin-Watson means

  3. On an elevator this morning, you think you saw the Asian kid on the Schweser covers

  4. You actually drove to the test site – last month

  5. You know who Dr. Tolia is

  6. Deltas and Thetas are no longer hot chicks from your college-era photo album.

  7. Someone said “that’s wack!” and you asked how they calculated that without knowing the tax rate?

  8. You ran a regression of study time output for each of the 18 SS.

  9. PAC I . . . Freddie Mac . . . liquidity risk . . . , err, . . . temporal method . . . WTF!!!

  10. Its Friday night and you are posting on Analyst Forum . . . . pray that I get a life soon.

#2

I almost spit out my coffee reading #7.

#3

I almost spit out my Gordon Biersch vienna…actually I live way to far away to even dream about it but your name reminded me of nights at ATT Park , beer and Gordon Biersch garlic fries

#4

number 6 is quality

#5

lol’d at number three. This guy is looking creepier each day, especially now all 5 books are staring me in the face.

#6

hahahaha nice one. in australia there’s been lots of articles about mine workers recently who are known as fly in fly out workers…FIFO…every time i see them my brain starts going “higher gross profit, higher net profit, lower cashflow due to taxes”

#7

CFA nerds… lol

#8

lmao

this video makes me laugh every time I see it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkHEV74aXk