Light drizzle in NYC today. Do you: a) not use an umbrella and get slowly soaked over the course of your walk or b) use an umbrella and look like a sissy but stay dry
a) Wind in NYC won’t let that umbrella to live more than 5 minutes so better walk.
Yesterday was horrible. I hate the city when it rains. Everyone is slow. You get that dick head who uses the umbrella from the restaurant tables and takes up the entire sidewalk. The subway has leaks everywhere. End vent.
I just did a) not use an umbrella and get slowly soaked over the course of your walk
Who cares if you look like a sissy? I doubt that you spend your morning commute chatting up cute cocktail waitresses.
Maybe you look like a sissy walking down the street, but you’re more likely to seal the deal with a client if you don’t look like you just stepped out of the shower. Seal the deal and you might be able to afford a taxi back to your office.
The rational option is b), but I always take a) if I didn’t bring a raincoat.
The rational option is just be a baller and take a cab