Skills on a Resume?

Which of the skills on this page should I learn first so I can put it on my resume? I am thinking of learning how to do hexadecimal arithmetic in my head.

What about nunchuck skills?

still useful if you have a Wii

Sorry, that is not on the list. Although learning how to dial a rotary phone is.

computer hacking skills?

The only three skills employers actually care about are nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and computer hacking skills.