So you think you can cook??

My advice: Don’t do it…not tonight or tomorrow or set a loud timer if you must or you may forget the stove is on and almost burn the house down. [like all other things you are also forgetting now, like your dirty socks goes into the laundry basket not the trashcan] :stuck_out_tongue: Good luck everybody!

lol. I keep putting stuff in the microwave that I intend to put back in the fridge. Saturday can’t come soon enough I wish the test was NOW! Good luck people…what a ride…we’re the only ones that can believe it! crazy.

LOL, bet a lot of people have funny ones too. I’ve also tried to microwave hot water for tea without water. Magic trick listed on page 642 footnote 11!

i put my cereal box in my fridge… and the milk in the cabinet box where i usu put my cereal…

hellomello Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i put my cereal box in my fridge… and the milk > in the cabinet box where i usu put my cereal… HAHAHAHA!!! i put the kettle in the fridge and the milk on the kettle holder. this exam plays my mind

I didn’t eat at home for the past month… Cooking isn’t an option when you’ve been ingredientless for the past month

reebs81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I didn’t eat at home for the past month… > Cooking isn’t an option when you’ve been > ingredientless for the past month For real. I think I have some cereal, milk, and beer. I could survive for a very long time, at least until the beer ran out.

Lately I’ve been studying at the library after work, until 9, and then I go back to work for few hours, then hit home, to sleep. I usually have dinner sometime after 6PM and I have plenty of snacks at my office.

my CFA moment of the year… I had beets for dinner on Wednesday; Thursday I went about my morning business, looked down- and immediately thought I have an ulcer or I’m dying… my second thought- well, i can’t go to the doctor until Monday because i can’t risk them checking me into a hospital before the exam; my third thought- well, I guess I might actually die trying. then I remembered, I had beets for dinner.

LMAO!!! ::: it was so good, I think you just woke me up, see you at the world congress center;) +700 other people

what scares me is the thought of spacing out and leaving a metal fork/spoon in a bowl before microwaving. that would totally suck… Nep-hi: GO STUDY!

Sick of reading my notes, now counting time on AF as legitimate studying… must be time for some actuary jokes. Actuary talking: “There are three kinds of actuaries. Those that can count. And those that can’t.” (F Kilbourne) What is the difference between an introverted actuary and an extroverted actuary? An introverted actuary stares at his own feet during a conversation, while an extroverted one stares at the other person’s feet. (A Beer) Question: Why don’t actuaries read novels? Answer: The only numbers in them are page numbers. (M. Yogaran) What do actuaries eat for desert? Answer: Pi -Nephi You know you’re an actuary when you have to back up into the driveway, then double checks the distance between the car to every wall of the garage, makes 1-2 inches of adjustments before you can park. -Nephi One actuary to another: “Come on, man, live on the edge; test at 0% level of significance.” (Hitesh) [only b/c they’re so lovable]