Sportsman Double

As you all know I enjoy ripping up the mean streets of Manhattan on the weekends (unlike my boss who tends to work anycase out of pride…). Last night, I saw a beautiful woman at a bar. Against better judgement, I told the bartender to send a drink her way with a note on a napkin saying, “I didn’t know they let models in this bar?” The bartender smirked and did likewise and she got this fruity cocktail of sorts. She laughed and enjoyed the gesture and came over to enjoy both my company and conversation.

As she got closer, I realized she was a bit older than she appeared. After a few guesses of her age, she admits she’s 57. Let me just say it was like 35 going on 57. We continued to drink and she asks if I’d ever had a sportsman double. “Sportsman double” I ask?

“Yea.” she says, a threesome with a mother and her daughter. I said no, never. I’ve had threesomes in the past, but never a mother and a daughter. The night went on with flirting on both ends until bar close. With a wink, she said that tonight was my lucky night. So we made our way back to her hotel in the heart of Midtown.

She throws the hotel room door open and in a in an excited voice she shouts… " ay Mom, you still awake?"

Good one.

Maybe her mom was like 57 going on 80.

rofl, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

weak

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/950441/

Here’s some advice for all men.

If a woman responds positively to something as cheesy as “I didn’t know they let models in this bar”, odds are she ain’t hot.

I assumed it was a joke, it sounds like something that has been on the internet for a while, which apparently is the case. I still laughed though and I think that’s what CvM was going for.

^ Yup. Old internet joke I heard from the first time. Figured it was WC worthy with all the nerdy financiers in the CFA Exam offseason.

Wrong. Most women fall for that fluffy ish…

This is actually called the calf-cow combo, but only if their cummulative weight is above 300 lbs…

You watch too many Matthew McConaughey movies.

^ No. I let my track record speak for itself. Most females out at a bar are looking to glow in beauty and they expect the compliment. You can play the game and run the Mystery Method among other dbag PUA gambits, but I’ve found coming correct works mor eoften than not.

^ If you’re banging HCBs, keep doing what you’re doing. If you’re banging average chicks, it’s time to look in the mirror and adjust. Only you know the answer of which category you fall in.

And there’s a lot of space between giving out cheesy lines and running the Mystery Mehtod.

How about just walking over and saying : “Hi, I’m CvsM”. You could be genuine without the corny lines.

So many experts here, would be cool to see some one actually in action

Yea, that’s the best.

Who knew mystery would become so damn famous lol. The ‘PUA’ stuff was all bogus anyway.

The reason cheesey lines work is the female knows you’re not serious. You’re being silly, nonthreatening, and just fun.

They say if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Saying, “Hi, I’m CvM, how are you?” is ok for chit chat, but the woman is already tuning out and concluding, “yet another dbag who wants to hit it…”

My mental image of you is a fit, probably well dressed, confident, tall African American. From a “PUA” perspective, this would mean you already have attraction and it wouldn’t be useful to try to generate it. This is probably why you’ve had success just coming correct.

^ I see you left out really really really really rediculously Denzelish good looking.

It’s true. I carry myself well, take care of my appearance, and genrally have a happy demeanor. Game aside, if you can make a girl laugh, she’s basically puddy in your hand. And that’s how I roll. I just have tons of fun out and about and the aura I generate becomes an attraction magnet.

Do you find that there is some positive selection pressure from being a black guy in finance? In a room full of white finance guys, it seems like this would make you stand out a bit. Also, maybe some of the girls have never dated a black guy, and maybe this creates an aura of mystery or something.

Y’all saying my mans blackness is pua approved? DOPE