Squatty Potty

Same pool they draw from for the STD/yeast infection commercials.

SAG actually requires a premium for “embarrassing” commercials. Good old SAG. They even had their hand in that guys 25k foot skydive with no chute.

please send the foot to lip ratio asap. I’ve got a big load I think I’ll need assistance with tonight.

Also, what if you have saggy balls? Is there chance of self-pootamination?

My SO got me one as a joke after we saw it on Shark Tank and listening to Howard. The product is no joke however. It works as intended.

I’ve never used one. Toilets in Japan are designed for you to squat. They’re just like holes in the ground.

You can get exactly the same thing for much cheaper if you just buy one of the step stools aimed at helping young children go to the toilet.

Using the words of the guy that invented it “you can cut steak with a butter knife, you can still get it, but it won’t be as good”

Just buy an extra one for work. Sports section in one hand, squatty potty in the other. No shame.