Ouch, apparently he has a total b*tch ex wife who is cleaning him out for like $900k/year in alimony because the settlement was around the time he was gainfully employed and now he hasn’t had solid work in years due to a couple bad flops, is totally drained dry, and looks like an abused puppy.
Sadly I was this nerd, near exactly. Except a) my bike was cooler, and b) I did not close the top button on my imitation alligator polo. Nobody actually rode bikes like that, with that bell??
After being rejected so many times through childhood, and being deemed a true loser by those who know anything about him, Alphie now hides behind the cloak of the World Wide Web seeking “revenge” against those 'Mericans who have pushed him towards a path that will ultimately lead to Hell.
^Oh yeah. I’ve read the book. I guess the movie didn’t run up against any licensing issues, which is pretty amazing given the amount of pop culture references. Should be pretty awesome.
Jesus Christ, this is most def a release of occult knowledge to plant seeds w the masses. Extradimensional reality, the parasitic plasma anomaly (yaldabaoth), true sight/intelligent infinity. It’s all in here. Amazing.