Yeah, too much work having a stripper friend. High maintenance, bad judgement, and highly suspicious of men. No thanks.
Sticking with the Pipe Dream Extreme, thank you very much!
My good friend dated a stripper. Dumped her after 2 months for a less attractive woman. Couldn’t handle the high maintenance, the constant drama and the drugs. They also have no concept of time. They’ll just show up at your appartment at 4 am on a Wednesday to chill out.
…dating a stripper is probably not for me anyways…i think you have to be pretty cool in any case to get them…
I’m friends with a few. Tread lightly.
A stripper randomly showing up at your place at 4am…sounds pretty awesome to me! I would never want to have a relationship with a stripper, just saying…
Haha, right on man! I gotta give you a call and swap stories on that sometime.
Cracks me up…“their stripper problems”. Would love to hear the details!!
I knew a coworker who tried to make a stripper his girlfriend once, personally I thought the guy was totally nuts, but he wouldn’t listen to reason. These people are leeches, that’s their purpose in life, to suck off of guys (not to be confused with “suck off guys”). Once the host is sucked dry…move to a next victim!
so you’re saying these ppl should be avoided?
No, not at all. Some of them are very chill, but be cautious. Remember, their job is to empty out wallets night in and night out. Not all the stereotypes are true, but I do feel most of them have issues with men due to the nature of the job.
My rant will come. Stay tuned.
Would stripping at Scores be CFA qualifying experience?
I was in Times Square, and I was walking by Lace and noticed a woman heading out of that club by herself. It made me think “Hmm… what kind of woman goes there by herself?”
Then I thought about the answer a bit more.
I’ve seen that alot. I figured they were strippers. Is lace any good?
I’ve no idea. I’m not really a strip joint kind of guy, although it is true that I have occasionally gone along when others really wanted to go.
I also hate stripclubs…strippers rarely ever approach and talk to me…maybe they know i won’t buy a dance…
i was a regular at one near my house for the fact that it was really the best “bar” in town… no cover, good music, pool table and cheap beer.
i noticed at strip clubs there were always these guys going by themselves…seems kinda sad…but perhaps its option…
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Alright. As I finally get a moment to snuggle up with my laptop as opposed to my mobile, I can finally share my tale.
I’m a personal hater of strip clubs. Recently I was out with some of the manager directors and partners of my firm. We kicked off the night with a bang starting with a fancy lounge, an upscale steakhouse, followed by more drinks. Around midnight one of the (married) guys gets the bright idea that we should hit the strip club. The decision flowed unanimous given how inebriated everyone was. We get to said (elite) strip club and are greeted by a gorilla in a suit. One guy ponies up some grease money to jump ahead of the line forming outside. We are then escorted inside.
These guys I work with are coming off as virgins finding their first playboy mag. It’s like the last t*tty they saw was the one they sucked on as an infant. Before I divulge more into the night, let me just say that the bimbos on stage were far from the elite status this club held itself out to be. I mean, I’ve slayed hotter chicks. Why on earth am I spending so much of my precious capital on these wannabe HCBs? Peer pressure is a mufugga.
Anyways, these guys get a spot near the stage and we are instantly flocked given we’re new blood. These girls must have missed their calling as Amway MLM recruiters. They are mindfugging all of my coworkers into thinking pure bliss is just a champagne room away. “You can’t buy sex here, but you can buy the private room where anything can happen *wink wink*.” The MDs, who have probably not been laid since the market crash, are eating it up and spending money faster than Daj224 would make it rain. I kicked back and enjoyed a cold beverage and kept my composure in the face of my superiors. Lapdances were like crack as they kept throwing more and more at these 7s at best.
So let me get this straight. Thousands are being thrown only to get all aroused with no relief? Sounds like a fun night to me!! Give me a classy nightclub and I’d have girls exponentially hotter eating out of my hand whom also don’t have apprehensions to horizontal exertion after getting thrown around a dance floor.
All in all it was BSDlike display of power/money/AJ at Cain/etc, but it was such a front. Like one member posted, these girls are skilled at separating lonely saps from their singles. They then go home and f*ck their boyfriends.
To all the suckers supporting single mothers, this posts’ for you!
^^ Respect.
And, by the way, you’re a good writer too:
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I loved the bit about “coming off as virgins finding their first playboy mag” (though that reference might date you as a pre-internet teenager
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The Daj224 reference was excellent for AF emeriti.
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Not exactly a writing point, but your link was hilarious too.
Well done, my friend. 
(BTW, you and CSK seemed to be the only ones up for beers last week… let’s try and make that happen next week. Wednesday (May 2) is best for me, though Friday (May 4) is possible)
Thanks. Sumtimes I forget to put up my front and compose myself in hood slang. Beers would be good, but i’ve been way busy lately. Don’t feel you have to wait up for me.
And yes, I’m probably older than most of the pups on the board. There’s a reason I ignored the age roll call post.
a local strip joint might be a good option to have a beer and play pool…
i will usually wait for the hottest girl on stage and make her EARN her $1 by shaking her ass on all fours near my mid section…
one dollar, thats all they get