A little poetic Sunday morning thoughts…. I’m staring out my window on this sunny Sunday watching people with smiles on their faces… thinking how lucky are those LII-non-candidate-civilians who have so much free time they don’t know what to do with it….but guess what, at least I can calculate FCFE from EBITDA, EBIT and NI….oh civilians, who think treynor-black is just and action movie…. Tomorrow will be another day of the typical question….so what did you do last weekend? And my answer has only a slight variation of… I was doing some _____(space blank for CFA topic)…. Then the usual reply… “you are going to nail that exam”…. I reply with a sigh…. It gets worse because I I’m still trying to reach that epiphany when things come together and the formulas are not just formulas but pieces of concepts interlinked between sessions…and you love having that “good will hunting” out of body experience, smile and scream to the top of you lungs “I’m ready!!” All nights, early mornings are weekends are devoted to this great program on the slim hopes of achieving the impossible as my tv collects more and more dust… Oh and those civilians whose idea of a perfect woman are those top models you see on tv…. When I can only think of my idelized girl…. Swaptiongamma…whose replies to derivatives questions gives butterflies in my stomach…. And yes I am engaged but right now I can probably have a better conversation with swaptiongamma than my future wife (who by the way is another non-candidate-plain-vanilla-civilian)…. Poor fiancé, I’ve lost all topics of conversation with her…. And my diet has been based on red bulls, coffee and chips…a deadly poisonous combination that only LII candidates body can take…. I would like to give a special tribute to those who are undertaking this task and that like me, their home page is AF…. Hang in there guys just a few more weeks and it will be all over….worse of all…after all is done, some of us might actually miss it…. And no, I have not smoked anything before writing this….if I had it would be rolled on a fixed income review page… Ok, enough of this…back to portfolio management and the wonders of treynor-black and the CAPM, extended CAPM and ICAPM sisters……
you and SWG need to get a room…or in your case a thread just for yourselves hahaha
that would be cyber-cheating
not to mention SG is a guy… which kinda makes this love poem even funnier.
bannisja Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > not to mention SG is a guy… which kinda makes > this love poem even funnier. this is incorrect, there was a thread going where we (I) found out SWG is a female…
i can assure you, SG is a male unless there was an operation that took place that i’m not aware of.
oh man… if SG is a guy…this is how I really feel right now… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZN4HOoIIfo
SG, i think i just blew your cover bud. i can understand why you’d want to pretend to be a lady though… we do get a lot of attention on these boards and you do have a fine pair of legs. i think this must’ve been SG after a few too many red bulls though. SG is a man, baby!
i think if insanity was part of course, we’d all pass by a huge margin.
Cheers
I liked guilleku1’s little summary of sundays poetice thoughts, it always feels good to know that your not in this alone and the thoughts that run through you mind are the exact thoughts that run through someone else.lol, keep up with the short stories, they always make me laugh when im in intense pain
DSG
bannisja Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i can assure you, SG is a male unless there was an > operation that took place that i’m not aware of. SG emailed me saying she wished to keep her sxx a secret since douche bag frat boys like Scandoworker roam this board. She doesn’t like online sxual harassment. Also, I can relate to the first post 100%. Silly plebes who have no idea how to DCF and run linear regressions. Sure they have nice tans and smiles on their faces, but as they say, ignorance is bliss.
^ i really hope you’re kidding that you offline chatted about SG’s “chick” status. if you really did, i may need to stage an intervention with him pronto. although it is funny also if he tricked you, a regular. dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyy.
SG is at the autoshow…let him(her) come bak and comment on this… hahaha
bannisja Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^ i really hope you’re kidding that you offline > chatted about SG’s “chick” status. if you really > did, i may need to stage an intervention with him > pronto. although it is funny also if he tricked > you, a regular. dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyy. As you are well aware, Swap allegedly suffers from multiple personality disorder. The gender identification may be related to that.
I know what you mean, after a second reading of the material I am too having multiple personality disorded, I think I am the dog from taco bell…
guilleku1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A little poetic Sunday morning thoughts…. > > I’m staring out my window on this sunny Sunday > watching people with smiles on their faces… > thinking how lucky are those > LII-non-candidate-civilians who have so much free > time they don’t know what to do with it….but guess > what, at least I can calculate FCFE from EBITDA, > EBIT and NI….oh civilians, who think treynor-black > is just and action movie…. > > Tomorrow will be another day of the typical > question….so what did you do last weekend? And my > answer has only a slight variation of… I was doing > some _____(space blank for CFA topic)…. Then the > usual reply… “you are going to nail that exam”…. I > reply with a sigh…. It gets worse because I > > I’m still trying to reach that epiphany when > things come together and the formulas are not just > formulas but pieces of concepts interlinked > between sessions…and you love having that “good > will hunting” out of body experience, smile and > scream to the top of you lungs “I’m ready!!” > > All nights, early mornings are weekends are > devoted to this great program on the slim hopes of > achieving the impossible as my tv collects more > and more dust… > > Oh and those civilians whose idea of a perfect > woman are those top models you see on tv…. When I > can only think of my idelized girl…. > Swaptiongamma…whose replies to derivatives > questions gives butterflies in my stomach…. And > yes I am engaged but right now I can probably have > a better conversation with swaptiongamma than my > future wife (who by the way is another > non-candidate-plain-vanilla-civilian)…. Poor > fiancé, I’ve lost all topics of conversation with > her…. And my diet has been based on red bulls, > coffee and chips…a deadly poisonous combination > that only LII candidates body can take…. > > I would like to give a special tribute to those > who are undertaking this task and that like me, > their home page is AF…. Hang in there guys just a > few more weeks and it will be all over….worse of > all…after all is done, some of us might actually > miss it…. > > And no, I have not smoked anything before writing > this….if I had it would be rolled on a fixed > income review page… good one guilleku1!! - exactly my thoughts, verbatim! I hope passing the CFA pays us dividends in the long run. I really appreciate people who pass all the 3 levels, because I feel it’s beyond my capacity and sometimes I just feel like giving it up.
I hear you…sometimes, I feel like tossing my books in the trash and then I say to self, hang in there, a little more…it is not meant to be easy. Push on!!