The CFA does not gurantee FO jobs, TBH.
Like it guarantees something in the first place?
It ensures with 99% certainty you’ll spend untold number of hours reading and flipping through notecards as opposed to doing more fun activities.
WTF!
in other news, bears crap in the woods and many politicians are corrupt
^ LOL
You’ve violated the CFA CoE by making an absolute statement regarding returns. Please turn in your charter the next time you hand in a resume at Carl Jr’s.
…and here was me thinking there would be a job offer letter nestled in beside the last page of GIPS.
Your sister is better looking than you and those pants make your butt look big.
But stormy, you don’t need a front office job anyway since you’re a CPA and got money. However, if you feel the CFAI deliberately misrepresented the benefits of the charter, there are legal recourses available. In particular there’s an outstanding attorney in NYC who in the past has helped fellow AFers in a variety of legal matters. Philip.platt can refer you to this rising star of the legal practice.
How did he actually sue you? I mean, how’d he get your real info? Can’t really send a courier to serve papers to IEV.
Is this who you were quoting in your signature line once upon a time, Ohai?
I was wondering where you got that.
^ We were friends on Facebook.
xxx
Is that a challenge?
@IEV - but how did you become friends on facebook? Unless you knew each other IRL somewhere…
AYO Greenie ,I’m actually considering moving to Dallas. any chance we could be best buddies? no homo

^ We were friends on Facebook.
So what did the summons say?

But stormy, you don’t need a front office job anyway since you’re a CPA and got money. However, if you feel the CFAI deliberately misrepresented the benefits of the charter, there are legal recourses available. In particular there’s an outstanding attorney in NYC who in the past has helped fellow AFers in a variety of legal matters. Philip.platt can refer you to this rising star of the legal practice.
good point. you could always hire a lawyer and try suing CFAI for false marketing or “misrepresentation” of the charter. you may want to contact CEO John Rogers first.
FYI, John Rogers is a white man, therefore it must be racially motivated specifically to keep a brotha down. Hollacha boy Al and Jesse first!