The Bar 1 - my Ribs 0

I just fell off my bike rollers in the den and slammed my ribs into the bar. I think I’m gonna die. I couldn’t even do a standing eight count.

I am calling bottom…this is it gents.

I smell bailout.

Joey: I am so sorry! I once went over my bars on the road on my MTB and nailed a rib against the bar end. It hurt like crap for weeks.

Just think how much more a headache women could be if God had wanted more than just one rib for them…

I blame it on the Republicans.

just click the red cross button on your Life Alert necklace Joey!

Question: Why were you biking in your den? Answer: Because I like to party.

This was a funny one.

Stop living in the past.

JDV’s total number of posts is pretty close to the DJIA’s all time high. Coincidence?

needhelp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am calling bottom…this is it gents. nice call there needhelp

SkipE99 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > needhelp Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I am calling bottom…this is it gents. > > > nice call there needhelp cant get the exact number but i think DOW was around 7500 that time. I feel that 7500 is the rightful place of dow. for now.

on Dec 5 the Dow closed at 8635.42. It bottomed out at what? 6626? im not bustin your chops or anything to be mean, just saw that call.

8635 + 6626 / 2 = 7631, which is practically 7500 give or take a few.