The solution to climate change and over population

https://summit.news/2019/09/04/swedish-behavioral-scientist-suggests-eating-humans-to-save-the-planet/

" A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.

Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.

Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.

According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead."

I call dibs on Greenman. Yum yum yum.

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That’s actually an old Billy Connolly joke.

“Everyone’s worried about overpopulation and not enough food to feed everyone. You know what solves both problems? Cannibalism.”

If Obama, someone who was for the Paris Agreement, has a $15mm water front mansion as one of his homes, climate change must not be a big deal!

Going to have to change his username to _ Wagyu _72

I’m just kidding Greenman. I wouldn’t want to eat you. Fact of the matter is, we’re all “adults” here (physically at least). Which means all of our muscle tissue when cooked will be quite tough, chewy, and the complete antithesis to what I would expect to taste after shelling out $150 for 4 ounces of kobe steak.

kobe beef is expensive which is how you know he didnt do it.

A long, slow braise in a flavorful liquid will work wonders!!! or a few hours in a smoker to get that delicious smoke ring!!!

Why stop there? Hit two birds with one stone: when a relative dies, make the funeral into a family barbecue where the loved one is roasted and eaten by the rest of the family. Locally sourced food with the added benefit of not having to pay for a casket.

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^Again, the great Billy Connoly said it first. And, he has the added bonus of not being a lunatic Trumpster.

Wow. No offense taken, in case you were wondering.

But you forgot–I have plenty of lard that you can use to turn into soap, and a penis that has only been used sparingly in the past ten years. (Tomorrow is my 11-year anniversary)

Please remember to use the whole buffalo.

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Climate change activists trying to use a most likely diesel fire truck to spray red paint (?) all over the UK treasury, sad

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rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

Now that I think about it, a good low smoking over some mesquite and hickory would be appropriate. Somebody bring the pickles, onions and white bread!!! :stuck_out_tongue: