JOE2010 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What is the list of things which really annoy > you? > > Here is my list: > > 1.Doggie people who “walk” their dogs (“Walk” > being a euphemism for “crap”) so they can dump > outside anyone else’s house but their own? For > God’s sake, they’ve all got their own gardens so > why don’t they fill them with poo? > > 2.Parents who prop their babies up in your face > while you are eating in a restaurant, yes, I know > they fill up your whole world and there was no > existence ever before them, but I’M NOT GOING TO > GOO AND GAA OVER A STRANGE BABY. Get them out of > my face. (I will hate anyone who replies to this > post saying “I bet Joe you don’t have a child”.) > > 3.People who have an opinion but don’t say it and > agree with what is being said just to fit in. > Speak up - so what if your opinion is different - > that is what makes life exciting. > > 4.Sitting on the train in the mornings, reading my > book, when some dick sits next to me with his/her > headphones on, with the music FULL BLAST. > > 5.People standing too close in queues. BACK OFF, > its not going to make the queue move any faster, > but it does significantly increase your chances of > getting stabbed. > > 6.I hate people that wear big knickers with a > gusset so big you could surf on it. > > 7.I hate people that smell - that ought to be a > hanging offence. > > 8.Shop assistants asking if they can help, when I > don’t need help. > > 9.Supermarket checkout chicks that don’t ask me > how I am today. > > 10.Able bodied people parking in disabled spaces. I don’t know if I agree with 8 or 9, but #10 makes up for it. I will add onto it, people who can’t talk about anything other than TV, Hollywood gossip, or any kind of “reality” show.
Detroiter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don’t do no cheesecake shit. I fly in Eric > Lipert from Le Bernadin to cook for my hoes. Man > no wonder yall aint bankers, yall dont know no > boss shit. Does cheesecake factory even have a > tasting menu? that ain’t balla. i sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat. there’s two reasons for that: One, it’s the most balla sh!t you can possibly do. And two, it make my dookie twinkle. balla!
i hate Hamas and Hezbollah apologists (Mobius Striptease)
jbaldyga Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Detroiter Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I don’t do no cheesecake shit. I fly in Eric > > Lipert from Le Bernadin to cook for my hoes. > Man > > no wonder yall aint bankers, yall dont know no > > boss shit. Does cheesecake factory even have a > > tasting menu? > > > that ain’t balla. i sprinkle diamonds on > everything i eat. there’s two reasons for that: > One, it’s the most balla sh!t you can possibly do. > And two, it make my dookie twinkle. balla! I choked on my carrot, that is hilarious.
I dislike girls that don’t let me videotape the action
nuppal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I choked on my carrot, that is hilarious. courtesy of the one and only Mr. Dave Cappelle.
Man I just flew in food from El Bulli. You know what El Bulli is? You ever even been to Spain? What you know about booking reservations a year in advance then hopping on the G550 just to ahve dinner. My man David Trinidad Gonzalez was making $4 million a month, $4 million a month, do you know how much that is? I dont wanna talk about it. I took him to spain to talk that talk to em at El Bulli.
You must be one fat mofo.