This is why I dont play soccer anymore

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#1

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/the-beautiful-blog/javier-mascherano-tore-anus-argentina-holland-world-cup-semifinal-blog-entry-1.1862093

#2

Ouch. How?

#3

Does he actually mean anus or is it more like a butt muscle and it got translated like this?

#4

I’d imagine while slide tackling.

Reminds me of that californication episode with anal fissures.

#5

Since I’ve been looking at ergonomic chairs lately, I came across this, which seemed marginally relevant:

http://9gag.com/gag/aozqqpX/one-of-my-greatest-fears-rape-by-chair

#6

I assumed you didn’t play soccer anymore because you’re an American male over the age of 12.

#7

Zing!

#8

Anal fissures are a real problem that affects many Americans and we should not make fun of this serious issue.

#9

^ 1 in 350 according to Wikipedia.

#10

more fibre will probably help you lot. Aka not trying to shit out a burger everyday would be beneficial

#11

Brock Lesner is affected. Took him right out of MMA.

#12

^ he is still pounding Sable?

#13

Heh, I don’t know, but I babysat one of his esteemed training partners a long time ago.