https://uncrate.com/article/tiger-lodge/
“Located on the Port Lympne Reserve, the Tiger Lodge gives you the experience of sleeping with the big cats. Each room is wood-lined and includes its own log-burning stove. Sit back in the leather armchairs and enjoy constant views of the tigers from behind large glazed panels in the living area and master bedroom. On the opposite end, french doors open to a private balcony overlooking the Ken coastline. Your stay also includes your own golf cart to explore the park after hours, which is also home to 700 other animals.”
Wait, so you sleep in a cabin surrounded by tigers, and you can drive around the park after hours in a golf cart? What could go wrong?
Well, at least if you have to die from an animal, it will at least be a Top 2 animal, not a moose or some loser like that.
