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Well, that didn’t seem to work.
I was hoping for some bacon and eggs. Maybe eggs benedict. Is this some kind of lenten fasting - fasting from delicious images? Ok i’ll start. I’d go for something like this …
I googled “breakfast in Texas” and got this (I’m going to assume it’s what you meant to post):
That picture has only normal toast and not “Texas Toast”. Also only one egg and used probably less than 100g of butter. So, overall, it is still hacksaw.