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#81

Yeah, AF is a strong “no-pedo” zone.

#82

Generally this goes without saying.

#83

^lol…because “pedo” means fart in Spanish.

#84

Get out!!

I don’t think that is the reason he is not talking to her

#85

I thought fat in Spanish was gordo?

Edit: Nevermind, just reread that you said fart, not fat.

#86

You guys are deviating too much from the problem/topic in question

#87

I had an internship in college with an Argentine guy. We used to get different kinds of fast food, favorites were Popeyes and Taco Bell.

When we’d go to Taco Bell, the Argentine would always get a gordita and then laugh while he ate his “little fat girl.”

#88

What could it be then? Are you a fat underage troll that farts in public?

#89

True true, but give me some credit. The first half of my post provides excellent advice - i bet you all can confirm such methods working on you.

#90

We’re all suggesting you have sex with him. That’s what banging means. Coitus, bumping uglies, laying pipe (not cable)…

#91

Yeah you two need to do the hokey pokey asap, or you may get a squirrel in the tomatos. If you don’t what to let him take the skin boat to tuna town then you should at least go down town Charlie Brown.

#92

Hide the salami

#93

I find this thread strikingly similar to a convo I had this weekend with a few guys of which one was from India.

We all professed our love for Taylor Swift’s music and he went bat shit crazy on us. He said we should never repeat that in public or we will get ridiculed for being gay.

It took us a few minutes to convince him that Justin Beiber and Taylor Swift are two different people. Am I right?

#94

^Liking Justin Bieber’s music only means the person has bad music taste. Male or female. Taylor Swift has some good tracks, particularly the older stuff. I’m not sure what music I’d say if a man listened to it they would be gay. Maybe 90s boy bands.

#95

another thread bites the dust

#96

Free QQQBee!

#97

You should definitely lay the cable with him, too.

#98

… and cut cheese

#99

Basically if you’re not sleeping with him, someone else is gonna. You need to jump on that.

#100

We havent even established if she is of age yet…