Here’s mine.
Come at me, LTJ. What you got?
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what’s this ?
I didn’t know you’d gotten 4 years of approved work experience with the CFAI, jason.
It was supposed to be another pic of me shirtless, but I couldn’t get it to work.
Who is that guy
Can we all agree that if greenie posts an actual topless selfie he gets immediately inducted into the AF hall of fame?
Why do you think it;s not him? This is how I imagined him, just less in shape
The title of the image is “jason witten shirtless cropped”
Where do you see the title?
Open the image in a new tab.
To be fair this isn’t proof that they’re not the same person
Greenman’s picture is disqualified as it clearly isn’t a selfie.
He’s not holding a phone . . . he’s not holding a selfie stick . . . he’s trying to perpetrate a fraud.
why is greenie posting shirtless pictures of football players
the guy looks like … a football player
is there some irony i am missing?
trick is getting a razor or box cutter to score the shirt before ripping
Greenie, now that I think about it, that first pic wasn’t even a selfie. Selfies are taken with one’s arm or selfie stick, or hard French bread stick.
arghhh S4000 beat me to it!!!
This isn’t a selfie either, but this was taken when I competed in the Europe’s Strongest Man competition in 2016:
Here is me enjoying a nice Sunday breakfast:
And here is me crushing another man’s skull with my bare hands. Good times, good times.
Do you work out or something?
@Ohai - My topless selfie matches my profile piic, unlike yours.
This is merely further proof that I am who I say I am.