Trump Sucks 5: His wife is too hot

We all know who she is. A spy. Yet no one says anything. She is clearly an Eastern European intelligence agent picked up when she was in modeling as she was known for her stare (similar to a version by Zoolander). That stare was leveraged by several governments and auctioned to the highest bidder in order to land proximity to a future leader.

They knew after one stare by her to the Donald would yield a strong grab to the … yes a match made in heaven. But, who is really winning? Is her intelligence hurting our country more than the Donald is helping it? I know they are on the right track as recent sources point to her being a double agent. Source: 4chan http://www.4chan.com/Documents_Proving_First_Lady_as_Spy_and_Double_Agent

Her secret agent partner was recently captured by a real grooooovy spy.

#AustinP

I bet she married him for his personality.

^ no no, killer bedroom skills.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/blake-fleetwood/marla-maples-trump-was-th_b_9438540.html

^ this

"But in the end, the reason I hope Trump wins the Republican nomination is that it will be good for the Democrats. Even the clever Trump will not be able to convince half the voters that he is qualified to be president according to most polls in Real Clear Politics.

Go Bernie! Go Hillary!"

Wow, that turned out well…